"Earth Day Celebration"
collaboration with the super talented Vom Vorton - http://vomvorton.co.uk/
(we all spent summer with the…)
we all spent summer with the trees
straight loving us, if Mother Earth was
young enough i’d ask her out and try to
consummate a scheme to protect this green
so our kids could see how similar they are to baby goats
and we’d hate to all grow up without you!
even tho i wondered if your breath
stung back the yellow jacket when you screamed—
credit card to scrape the smell of spring off the spot of the sting
thank you God
for all this bling!
where would we be without the bloody diamond ring
i had to buy for her to prove that i’m in love?
~ DANGER DANGER DANGER DANGER ~
Is this a warning of the danger we will find if we remain to live pretending we are blind to the suffering of every living creature and the Earth?
NO! not at all! it’s just an invite to a party to rock the planet and to die before we’re forty!
HEY! —it’s BYOB
so let’s get fucked up!
if i’m still awake you’ll find me shitting in the ocean
or smoking mad trees, burning that shit to the ground
yo ashes to ashes! WOW— look what I found:
under this spot that yesterday was just a nature preserve, there’s a nest of baby eagles and they all got burned!
and they’re still squirming and tweeting; party animal extraordinaire!
'hey— Joey's passed out, stuff the birds down his underwear!'
well, i’m out of cash
and this place is trashed
so… i’m guessing that i had good time
there’s vomit on my collar
and the sea is covered black
so i’m pretty sure we had a great time
so there’s a haze in the air
and you can’t breathe out there
that’s how you know you had a good time.
if the trees are all cut
and there’s magic marker on your butt
that’s how you know you had a good time
if you have a mouthful of blood
and a brand-new tiger skin rug
you’re pretty certain a good time
you splash your face in the sink
and recall your pets are extinct
that’s how you know you had a good time!
a kangaroo stuffed with birds?
holy shit— that’s absurd!
i guess we really had a good time!
can you believe all we did?
after a party this epic, guess no one else can ever have a good time. D: